What’s The Best Gift You’ve Ever Gotten From The Wrong Person?

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🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Not letting an unexpected period or a bit of pee damp in your day, that's life-changing.
0:06.6	At Mottie Body, we do absorb it in a barrel for periods, pee, sweat and more.
0:11.4	Visit MottieBody.com
0:13.0	Mottie Body, Life-Changing a Parall
0:15.5	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:17.5	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:19.8	McCain chips, these will be good.
0:21.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:24.7	Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you.
0:28.3	What?
0:29.3	You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me.
0:32.5	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:36.7	and give you ideas for tea.
0:38.2	Oh, okay.
0:39.2	Alexa, open McCain.
0:40.2	Well done, dad.
0:41.2	Such a tech wizard.
0:42.2	Chip, chip hooray.
0:43.2	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:46.2	That's virtue.
0:47.2	Okay, I'm not going to tell you the answer to this, but I want to know for you, because there's
0:53.4	a national average.
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