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Brooke and Jeffrey

What's On Your Mind? (9/17/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Brooke's got a middle schooler at home now, Jose got in a massage fight, Alexis got scammed into helping move, and Jeff went one on one with a pregnant baseball fan!

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0:00.0

Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. NFL Daily will keep you up to date with

0:22.0

everything you need to know so you can sound smarter than all your friends. Listen to NFL Daily on

0:27.0

the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Toyota, the official

0:31.9

automotive partner of the NFL. Visit Toyota.com slash NFL now to learn more. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and searching for a new laptop online.

0:41.0

It's kind of like forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

0:45.3

Oh, no.

0:47.2

Personally, I never thought of that.

0:49.6

I enjoy inflicting that type of subtle mental torture onto my electronics.

0:54.8

Unfortunately, though, I do get that same feeling when I listen to each of my co-host,

0:59.4

share their personal thoughts during what's on your mind.

1:02.8

So let the mental onslaught begin, starting with Brooke.

1:06.1

Brooke, what's on your mind?

1:07.9

Well, my daughter is now in middle school.

1:10.5

And we are doing middle school, and let me me tell you the game has changed. Okay. My husband and I are starting to like figure out what we're allowed and not allowed to do. Oh. It's the age where you get more embarrassing. Specifically, what are you talking about? Real quickly. One is slang specifically. I love doing six, seven. Oh, right? The kids that coach hate when the coaches do that. Oh, my daughter also hates it. What's six seven? Listen, I'll ask like the kids like, how many periods do you have? Six, seven. I don't get it. That's what it is. Yeah. That's what it means like nothing. But I don't get it That's what it is Yeah That's what it means like nothing But adults don't do it That's a no-go Brooks gonna start going to 5 soon Yeah The other no go is saying Hi to any grouping of boys That we pass by Whether we know the children Or we don't know the children Hey Kyle, good to see hey, Kyle, good to see you. No, no, no, don't do that. It's embarrassing. Not allowed. Sorry. The one I'm saddest about is I'm starting to feel like my car dancing and singing along when we're driving my daughter's friends around. It's not fun anymore. So you're quickly realizing that like whoop, whoop and the gyrations aren't.

2:18.6

Dude, it's so fun to sing along.

2:20.9

Who's on board with Nora's advice to Brooke to make her stop doing all these things?

2:26.4

I think everybody in the room is in agreement.

2:28.6

She's helping you out.

2:29.6

She doesn't specifically said it.

2:31.5

It's more just like the reactions.

2:32.9

I'm getting that I'm like fussing out where my boundaries are, Jeff. The boundaries are really shrinking right now. For your best interest, obviously. Middle school is feeling really challenging for me. Oh, it's hard for you? It's like how many rules can she have? Six, seven. No. It's a callback, Jeff. So bad. Somebody needs to bully Brooke again like she's in middle school. Yeah. There needs to be a bully waiting for you after I'm on. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, lately, I've been trying to get regular massages if I can, like once a month or every couple months. It's been great. And I go to the same lady. Big Russian lady. She has amazing hands. always takes great care of me, right? Yeah. So we're about halfway through, I'm completely relaxed. She gets to the part and she says, uh, is it okay if I rub your glutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh sure, go ahead. Yeah, biggest muscle in the body, get in there. Thank you, thank you. Your glute is, it's your butt, right? It is, yes. So she starts rubbing it and I'm like, oh man, it in there. Thank you. Thank you. Your glued is, it's your butt, right? It is. Yes.

3:24.3

So she starts rubbing it and I'm like, oh, man, it is tight. Like, ouch, you know? Yeah. And I say what Brooke just said. Like, oh, while she's rubbing it, I'm like, man, isn't that crazy? That's the largest muscle in your body? but we just never like rub it

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