Laser Stories (9/17/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. NFL Daily will keep you up to date with |
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| 0:34.4 | It's the radio segment that's taking human laziness to the next level. |
| 0:40.3 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:40.8 | With a new food delivery app called Grubtub. |
| 0:44.2 | What the heck? |
| 0:45.4 | They don't just drop dinner off at your door. |
| 0:47.6 | The driver will come inside and hand feed it to you in the bath. |
| 0:52.6 | Thanks Grubtub. |
| 0:54.2 | Finally. I got all the candles lit. Okay. I'm ready, bro. You in the bath. Thanks, Grubtub. Finally, I got all the candles lit. |
| 0:56.5 | Okay. |
| 0:57.1 | You got the scene set. |
| 0:59.1 | Get 15% off your order with laser stories. |
| 1:02.5 | This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, |
| 1:05.6 | except we've got a laser. |
| 1:07.1 | Those other bubble burgers just don't. |
| 1:08.5 | This first laser story is out of the best place for laser story content. |
| 1:12.7 | Florida. |
| 1:14.8 | A 35-year-old guy named Gus Peters was waiting in the drive-thru line at a Popeye's when a drunk woman walked up and stepped between his car in the window. |
| 1:24.4 | What? |
| 1:25.3 | Well, hello, lady. |
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