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Brooke and Jeffrey

What's On Your Mind? (5/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Brooke thinks getting to the airport early is a scam, Jose's apartment building is under new mismanagement, Alexis got tricked into busking, and Jeffrey has BEEF with the Apple Store "Genuises." It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and my grandpa said that back in his day, he could go to the store with a nickel and come out with bacon, eggs, bread, and butter.

0:12.1

But these days, they've got cameras all over the place, so he could never get away with it.

0:18.2

But today, we're not asking what's hidden under grandpa's trench coat. We're asking what's on your mind. Where we go around the room to find out what each member the show has been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, I recently took a flight, and I got to the airport, and I didn't use TSA pre-check. I didn't use clear. Okay. And it took me literally,

0:40.1

you guys, three minutes to get through security. Oh, wait. Wow. And it was in that moment that I

0:46.6

realized the airports are scamming us. What? Yes. What? Yes. This one to two to three hours

0:53.0

early is all a ruse.

0:54.6

So that we go early.

0:56.1

And we have time to buy the drinks and get the food and buy the shopping because they've turned these airports into malls.

1:02.0

Yeah.

1:02.3

And now they have to make sure that we have time to actually enjoy the mall.

1:07.0

Oh.

1:07.8

That actually makes sense.

1:09.2

I was telling my girlfriends about this

1:11.5

And one of my best friends did remind me

1:13.3

That I have in fact missed multiple flights in my life

1:16.2

But I said that was only because it was my fault

1:19.4

Because I thought 30 minutes was enough

1:22.2

Okay

1:22.6

So I think 45 minutes before your flight is your sweet window

1:25.7

You may be right

1:26.6

I did TSA pre-check with a friend recently.

1:28.9

He didn't have it.

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