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Brooke and Jeffrey

What's On Your Mind? (12/01/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Brooke's husband wore a disguise to buy candles, Jose flushed $500 down the sink, Alexis' family embarrassed her at the Christmas Tree Farm, and Jeffrey's friends let him down... it's time to go around the room and share...

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and imagine an epic slow clap.

0:06.1

Now imagine an epic slow clap by a stadium full of sloths.

0:13.6

It's too fast. It's way too fast. It's like a six hour slow clap.

0:21.9

If that mental image doesn't hurt your brain, then this segment will.

0:27.1

It's called what's on your mind? Where we go around the room and find out what each member

0:30.8

the morning show's been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke, Brooke, finally you can tell us

0:36.0

what's on your mind. You're excited because my house has entered a new level of crazy.

0:42.6

My husband has been obsessed with these candles. They're like cedar balsam candles from Trader Joe's.

0:48.4

Oh, that's so nice. They're really good. Well, they're nice. Right, they're nice. Yeah, they come

0:53.8

out once a year. He's been calling the store to see when they get the shipment in. There

0:57.9

was a delay because they skipped sending cinnamon cereal to our store. There's a big conundrum.

1:03.3

So finally, the candles come in. Okay, and my husband is stoked. He's like, oh yeah, I called.

1:08.7

They put a side six for me. Whoa, six years. So he goes to the store. He picks up two extra.

1:15.7

He comes home. He's like, I got eight. Wow, I got eight. He goes, I'm not done. What are you talking

1:22.0

about? He goes upstairs. Changes into a suit. A suit. Shut up. He won't be recognized. No.

1:31.6

Changes his mask. Drives the other star. Just go into the store. It goes back. It's eight more.

1:42.6

We had 16 of these that are just full of candle out of our pocket. Oh my god. I asked him. I'm

1:48.2

like, well, these are for gifts, then, right? He smells good. And he's like, no, these are from me,

1:53.1

Brooke. You are not allowed to touch. I literally have to speak out of the house. Why would you use the

2:00.0

word crazy to describe this thing? I was like a great idea. I will show you pictures of his outfit

2:06.0

one versus outfit two. Wow. Okay, Jose. Tell us what's been on your mind. Well, a couple years ago,

2:12.6

I was talking to my dentist about getting my teeth white. But I never fall through until now.

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