Laser Stories (12/01/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that just got Jose's Christmas bonus.
0:08.6	Oh.
0:09.6	I get a bonus.
0:10.6	The reason why is because he's been on time 70% more than Jose has this year.
0:16.2	Oh, OK.
0:17.2	Good for him.
0:18.2	Sorry, Jose.
0:19.2	That makes sense.
0:20.2	It's laser stories.
0:21.2	The segment where we read weird news stories and round the globe, just like everyone else
0:25.0	does, except we have a laser.
0:27.0	And those are the Kaka Kraksheep.
0:29.6	This first laser story is out of Arkansas.
0:32.6	Last month, a guy named Donald Cooper was walking around town when he got the urge to
0:36.6	do something bad.
0:37.6	Oh.
0:38.6	And ended up stealing someone's Harley Davidson motorcycle.
0:41.4	Hey, nobody got time for it.
0:43.0	I mean, that's really bad.
0:44.4	Oh my god.
0:45.4	And like the antithesis of bad.
0:46.4	Because you're like also bad on the Harley Davidson, yeah.
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