You know, Betty White, who was one of Brooks' most hated celebrity rivals.

She used to say, the older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.

Oh, wow.

So let's not be bananas this morning during a brand new what's on your mind, where we go around the room telling everybody what we've been thinking about starting things off with Betty White's

lifelong nemesis Brooke Fox Brooke what's on your mind oh my god so this past weekend I

went to a super fancy resort in Napa Valley okay course you did oh my God and I

embarrassed the crap out of myself.

You guys, first we show up, and this is just a check-in. They offer us a welcome wine.

So I'm like, yeah. A whole bottle? Well, no, just a glass, unfortunately.

Boo.

These winers is probably a $50 glass of wine. So I'm like, yeah, I want that. She hands it to me, and then she asked for my credit card.

I haven't even taken a sip of this wine yet.

And I immediately go to get my credit card and then knock the glass of wine.

Oh, no.

Not just over, all over her computer.

No.

On the credit card machine, I mean everywhere.

So then I'm like profusely apologizing.

She's trying to pretend like it's okay.

That they stupidly give me another glass, right?

But then I take a sip and the glass is dirty.

It has somebody's like lipstick still on the room, like thick and so in my head I'm like you can't.

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