It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and if you've ever drank ranch dressing through a straw,

then maybe you've also been banned from the salad bar at Applebee's,

but it means you and I are on the same wavelength,

and that's where I need you to be for what's on your mind,

where we go around the room and find out what each member of the morning show has been thinking about lately.

Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's going on in the hidden valley of your mind?

Well, my husband and I have had a long outstanding argument

that has reached a boiling point.

How many of these are we going to have to go through?

Because I said in an article that said,

rude drivers who wait till the last moment to merge are actually helping you,

because he insists that if there is any sort of line in traffic,

he has to get in the very back of it.

You are not helping the situation, and we have had this argument back and forth.

So I was like, finally, I'll send in this, it'll be the end of it,

he'll finally start doing the merge thing with me, okay?

Okay.

And he wrote back, he texted me back, it said,

well, the problem is people don't do it because they're trying to help others.

Quite the opposite, they do it because they don't give a,

and he used a big cut for it.

Okay.

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