It's the radio segment that's been collecting iron hair of dead celebrities for decades.

Do you know how excited he is for Robert De Niro?

I don't even want to go there.

It's laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else

does, except we have a laser, and there's other sham burgers just don't.

This first laser story is out of Britain.

A family in the UK was mourning the loss of their adult son who passed away recently.

His name was Stuart Mitchell, and he'd been a huge fan of DJ Tiesto.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Before he died, he'd purchased a ticket to one of Tiesto's shows.

So the family, of course, ended up selling it with a little bit of a catch, though.

Okay.

They asked the buyers if they could scatter some of Stuart's ashes at the concert.

Oh, yeah.

I love that.

But someone else doing it.

It is kind of weird that they didn't use the ticket themselves to go to that, but hey,

whatever, man, they're still like, I don't like all that.

Wow.

It is too loud.

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