The mainstream media is uncovering this. This is the sort of politics we need more of.

I promise I won't take up too much of your time here. My name is Andrew Christensen. I live at 1212 Twin Ridge Road.

Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning and treating things as though they're normal.

I go into nice family restaurants and I see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine. I'm talking about boneless chicken wings.

I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our arts.

Whoever this guy is, I would like to buy him a beverage. That was all like class B plus material. That's a level. I'm trying to speak the visual of when he says boneless chicken wings and the people in the city council audience are cracking up and he walks away for the mic. Hey, come on guys.

I need to remove it from the menus and our hearts. This guy looks like a math tutor who could also teach your child clarinet. Excellent. Go on sir.

We as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our arts. These are our reasons why number one.

Nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around to pretending as though the breast of the chicken is its wing.

Number two, boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected.

And then number three, we need to raise our children better. Our children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat. That's where meat comes from. It grows on bones.

We need to teach them that the wing of a chicken is from a chicken and it's delicious. I propose that we rename boneless wings in the city of Lincoln. We can call them Buffalo style chicken tenders.

We can call them wet tenders. We can call them saucy nugs or trash. We can take these steps and show the country that where we stand and that we understand that we've been living a lie for far too long.

And we know it because we feel it in our bones. That's beautiful.

Slow clap. So is there there's got to be a you can't just waste the city council's time. You can't.

I know what I mean free speech. I'm just trying to find that gentleman's not serious about his his movement here. I'm just knew you can't citizens petitioning the government for the redress of their grievances.

I'm not upset about it. I'm just kind of curious. I mean, obviously if you had several people in a row doing comedy bits like that and somebody over there who you know is about to lose their business because the city claims they need a handicap ramp and you want to get up there and make your argument. You're like, all right.

Hey, you.

Once you come back next week, I got something serious to talk about her. So how do they handle that city council?

Michael, could you please put the constitution on a roll and put it in the bathroom for Mr. Armstrong to use?

You can't, you might say, listen, we have serious business as funny as that was. We really need to stick to that. So, you know, save it for another time.

I'm not worried about it. I just wonder how they would handle it.

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