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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos made $13 billion in one day. One day! Yeah! Turns out a Whole Foods customer bought one jar of almond butter.

Oh, that's exaggeration. I don't know if anybody else's family is in this situation with school starting. I know some of you started a couple of weeks ago and some of you don't start until next week, I guess. But New York just put off school because of a pressure from the teachers union.

Man, that's a readjustment. After a summer of the kids sleeping later and not having to work all day long, my kids are walking around like, ah, time I got to bed, just trying to catch back up with the normal schedule and I feel the same, running them around and staying up on homework and stuff like that. You forget how much work that is.

Oh, yeah, especially with the whole online school and passwords and websites and all that. Yeah, and the teachers that are back in the classroom quote unquote many of them not actually in the classroom are having to work and innovate and just grind like crazy. It's tough. The job is mostly IT now. A lot of them say. Yeah, sounds fun. Yeah. Speaking of the internet, oh, by the way, coming up. Thanks everybody who sent us links and all to this absolutely fabulous.

He's a state legislator, isn't he? John DeBerry who gave a heck of a great and moving speech that will play a sum of in a couple of minutes, really, really good stuff from the department of sane, reasonable, inspiring old school civil rights activists calling out the lunatics, but speaking of lunatics, here's a woman whose name is, I mean, utterly unpronounceable.

I'm at least as far as I can tell in Thailand, it's a zoo. And she is in trouble for taking a selfie with a tiger's testicles in her hand.

I've got a tiger by the ball. It's plain to see.

First to be both of them. And in one of the pictures, the tiger is looking back at her like, hey, I'll give you 15 minutes to stop that.

Needless to say, I'm reading here from the New York Post. They have such good writers cut that out, but not yet needless to say the Bozos privacy violating photo op did not sit well with the online masses were accused of humiliating the tiger. Oh, good Lord. Wow.

You really mean next projecting human emotions are two animals. I mean, hilarious to me. That's funny. Next to reprinting a poll, published by a website to promote themselves.

The laziest form journalism in the known universe is taking an online comment and writing a story. Twitter goes crazy when woman grabs tiger by the scroat.

This is so road wrote one critic about a risque pick. The tiger did not allow you to touch his privates. You have no right to do that. So they're worried about the lack of consent. And then another added.

Hopefully this is dangerous. If the tiger had reacted angrily, it could have attacked you. Yeah. Wow. Who is the sort of person that types that out. Oh, my God.

What do they say about conservatives? They love people, but they hate humanity. That's me. That is absolutely me. And then Jack, my favorite modern form of discourse is, of course, the official statement. It is. It is my favorite brand of speech these days. And here is the official statement from the.

The tiger kingdom. We have a problem. Let's get together. We need our lawyers craft a statement. The head zoo keeper maintained the visitors are closely monitored and issued following statement. We do not allow tourists to grab the tiger's testicles, but they are allowed to touch any part of the animals body as long as our specialists are present. So clarifying the zoo's testicle touching policies. Thank you to prevent other hands. He tourists from copying a field.

Promise to quote, make sure that no visitor will ever be able to touch this part of a tiger's body again. Get put it in pants. If the tiger didn't like it, the tiger has a very effective way of stopping. Yeah, the Tigers complaint department is really effective. It's really they. Yeah, tigers have their own police. And they're, you know, they're ready for action. Oh, speaking of tigers.

Dancing with the stars has revealed its full lineup for the 2020 season. It's 150th season. I think it feels like featuring contestants such as rapper Nelly. Okay. One day at a time star, Justin Machado. And Carol Baskin.

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Baskin's on dancing with the stars. Wow. Oh,

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Woman who will probably fit her husband to tigers. Almost certainly. They snaken also a backstreet boy. Somebody from cheer a bachelor. Right person.

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