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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

Now, of course, we didn't get one yesterday because it was bank holiday.

So today is your short week.

So it's Tuesday, the 23rd of April, just in case you've had one of those boozy weekends where you've got no idea where you are.

But at least you know it's a short week.

So it's only Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and then we're off on holiday again.

Unbelievable. So where do we begin? We've got a few old familiar faces and a few little

problems. You know what I'm saying? Stacey Dooley makes a thinly veil dig at her ex.

She likes tweets about doing what makes you

happy. Go away. Go away now. Stay away. Don't ever come back. We're so bored with you. Now all

they're talking about is who you're having ours your father with. And frankly, it doesn't make you a

pleasant person. We don't want to talk about it. We don't care about it. You know, I reckon in a

year's time he'll have dumped you, but there you go. Don't look at his track record. He's been

married three times. Katie Price admits she lets things slip as she enlists help from Kieran

Hela to clean her mucky garden, strewn with broken kitchen appliances. She's bone idle,

isn't she? I mean, do you think the

dustman round there deliver as opposed to collect? I have a sneaking feeling, yes. Simon Cowell.

He reveals he's launching a new talent show in Antarctica. Now, I don't want to be rude,

but I thought Antarctica was defrosting faster than your own freezer at home.

Fans joke that can't wait to see penguins perform on the forthcoming series.

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