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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Wednesday, 24th of April, I told you.

What did I say to you yesterday? I said Danny Dyer is going to go up the wall once he discovers that Danny Dyer, the barmaid, is hanging around with another bloke who appeared to be holding some very suspect powder

in a little plastic packet.

This will be the second bloke that she's hung around with

and I'm beginning to wonder, does she have a problem?

Either way, this is going pear-shaped

and I'll tell you for why

because Danny Dyer is going to be doing something with Prince Charles.

That's Danny Dyer, the father.

They're going to do a programme about whatever it happens to be.

And I'm thinking, would the royal family really want to be associated with somebody whose daughter hangs around with people who have little sniffy problems?

You know what I'm saying?

I think we all know what I'm saying,

but her parents are furious. Absolutely furious. And either she's incredibly stupid because the last

one, the pen salesman, I mean, nobody bothers with him at all. And Jack Fincham, that is. He's been

spotted for the first time. Dipstick, honestly. Still got the

slight problem, have we, Jack? I do hope not. I would like to think not. And also I'd like to

think that the latest Sammy Kimensi, who's abouty a stopbroker, the parents have said he's a

wrongan. Well, if that little packet is to be believed, he's definitely a wronger. But there again, I don't think Danny Dyer really gives a flying forex. She couldn't care less. However, father might be worried. The

Royal Family might now be worried. You can't have somebody hanging around people who

might or might not do drugs. Not good for the Royal Family's image.

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