Hey folks, this is Kevin.

On this week's episode of Riskyl here, Victor Varnado!

I want to assure everybody, this is not a story about a threesome.

Okay? It's not!

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Hello kids, this is Risk. The show where people tell true stories, they never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Mike Post by the theme from the Rockford files

for any of you other children of the 70s out there. We are calling this week's episode what

is happening? Well actually what's happening? There's a pasta for you in it if you want to get

really tegmental. Three stories about confusing situations recorded at three completely different

risk live shows. But first I want to give a little shout out. We have a new Patreon patron who

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