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Hello everybody. This is so weird. So I'm recording from home. Finally Andrew got his studio

figured out. So I mean I look like I'm about to like drop a sick beat and come out with an EP.

And we all know how well I do when I'm left to my own devices. I hate when I do podcasts alone

because it shows who I really am. And you know they say like you are your true self when nobody's

watching and I don't have like the instant reaction of a human being around me right now.

So this could get very very weird. This might never see the light of day actually but you know

when a gal's in a pickle and doesn't want to drive 45 minutes. Here we are. My producer Leo is

right next to me. AKA Richard. A lot of people are really confused why I changed Leo's name.

I didn't fully change his name. I just you know it's very Hillary deaf metamorphosis. I think

as people we evolve I think as canines we evolve. Richard has traveled the world you know Leo is

who he once was as a small infant child and now Richard has seen a thing or two. Richard

likes to stoke on an afternoon on a lowly afternoon. I imagine this whole brand opportunity for

Richard in my head. This is the best idea ever and by the way this podcast I'm going to use this

as intellectual property. So if anyone steals this idea I will sue you. I think that there should

be a channel on the TV that is just made for dogs particularly dogs that like stay home alone

and listen Leo we're 98% positive that he has Lyme disease because he is incredibly lethargic. Andrew

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