Hello and welcome to On the Sofa. I am Colson.

I am Jack. What have you got on your jumper? It was chocolate. It was ripple from that last app.

I'm Ben. We're the three best pals from the world of film and TV. Toughest stain to get out of your clothes, quick. Red wine. What do you think? What have you spilled on your clothes and you've gone? Shit. Grease. Grease. Bleach. Bleach. Yeah. Bleach is a good one. Bleach you can get out. It just changes the colour. I clean the loom of my new trousers and bleach the back of them. Then that's it. Yeah, throw them. They're done. Done. There's some... Do you ever keep a pair of shit pants because she think... I might. If ever I'm doing the painting and decorate. Now I've got to this conversation the other day about his designer jumper.

Which one?

He had that designer jumper and with the paints. That's Zara. That's his area. Yeah. They still let me in. There's an upper age limit and I just, I go, come on, let me in me. I want to wear young people's clothes. Do they have a Zara in Bath? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good one. It was in it this morning.

Should see the new one at the Trafford Centre.

Oh, you had your big jacket on.

Rammed.

Rammed. Sarah in Bath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good one. Yeah, it was in it this morning. Should see the new one at the Trafford Centre.

Oh, you had your big jacket on.

Rammed.

Rammed.

It's not that bad. It's just massive. Hey, go and pick a parcel up from Zara. Does it electronically? What do you mean? It does it electronically? You go to a booth and it brings it by a machine, does it?

Well, there's no staff that they won in Manchester now.

What do you mean? It's all serve yourself job. Oh, they've gone down the Uniclo top room. Rob what you like. Yeah, Rob what are you like? Rob what are you like? Here's one for you on the Trafford Centre. Yeah. I went yesterday to buy the new iPhone. Yeah your code? Yeah. What do you mean to buy the new iPhone?

To get the new iPhone yesterday. Is it any different? Look at you. It's orange. I fancy it. Have you got it? No, I'm getting, picking up tomorrow. But I went yesterday to get it. What phone have you got now? At 15. So I'm two phones old. I don't know what I've got.

They didn't have any phones.

They don't have any.

They don't have any. They don't have any. They don't have any there? Yeah. There was like, we basically, there's a backlog on them. So you have to order it online and the phone custom gets delivered for you. Oh, fuck that. So I went home, I ordered it online and it's been delivered for me. I ordered it online? How much was that? Well, do you want to know? So this... Do you buy it? Is it Christmas from your own? No, this is a 15, yeah? And my trading value on it was 350 quid. That's good. That seems remarkably good.

They're normally shit.

Because what happened was the last phone I got, I basically downgraded because I fell

off my bike and smashed my camera open.

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