Jack and Colson Told Roy Cropper To F*** O**!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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🐦🔥 Jack’s dog’s got bad expensive teeth and Colson’s got a criminal coat in today’s show. There’s also some great behind the scenes from the filming of Phoenix Nights and we grace the shiny floors of a Saturday night gameshow for Pass The Pod.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to on the sofa with me, Colson. |
| 0:12.6 | Me, Jack. |
| 0:14.0 | Me, I'm eating teeth and lips. |
| 0:16.3 | You are, because what do good friends do for their friends? |
| 0:38.4 | I don't give them money. What else do? Check the minute, night? I did that many a time. So I keep going. You bought me some streets. So I've been, I've driven up. It's Ben, by the way. I've driven up. I've come straight here. It took ages because it were raining bad. And it goes night and I go slow in the night. It's taking you about four and a half hours. And you bought me, teeth and lips, brilliant. |
| 0:44.9 | Co-op bone brands. Yep. Physicoda, brilliant. Laces, brilliant. Builder burger. The classic. |
| 0:53.3 | That's food, Builder Burger. |
| 0:55.8 | Jelly cherries and Jack's got the four, the four Galaxy Ripples. |
| 1:01.5 | I mean, that's true friendship. |
| 1:03.3 | How are you not fat? |
| 1:05.2 | I've been buying packs of four lately because you get more for your money. |
| 1:09.2 | You know, like, if you go to like... |
| 1:10.6 | You said this theory before and I don't back it. |
| 1:13.2 | Like, Asain's Bree. |
| 1:14.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.8 | You know, like a little one. |
| 1:15.6 | If you bought one? |
| 1:16.1 | Like a little one. |
| 1:17.5 | I think they were two pounds 65 for a pack of four. |
| 1:21.6 | And if you would get one on its own, I bet it's over a quid. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah, must be. |
| 1:25.9 | So you... |
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