What's an S.T.D

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Jason Manford is back and this week he is joined by Stuart Goldsmith. Jason's kid asked him what S.T.D meant, but it's not all as it seemed, Richard Herring is on the blower and How did Prince Phillip offend Diversity?

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals.
0:26.0	The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy.
0:30.0	Sunday mornings, 8 till 11,
0:32.0	Jason Manford, on absolute... Sunday mornings. 8-11.
0:32.6	Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:35.6	Good morning, it's Jason Manford.
0:38.0	How are you?
0:39.0	I hope you well.
0:40.0	I have Stuart Goldsmith this morning.
0:41.6	How are you? Co-host. Yeah, it's great. That's what I like to call it. You like to be up earlier.
0:45.6	Yeah, I do. I do. Used to be a busker in Covent Garden, so I'm really excited about coming in.
0:49.6	Of course. Just like the olden days. Love it. And you've got a little in anyway haven't you? I do 10 weeks 10 weeks 10 weeks
0:56.9	So this is like a like quite late start really. Yeah a little bit. Yeah, I've just been sent a picture of him and he's just he appears to be looking at the camera for the first time
1:04.9	He's obviously not really doesn't know what it is don't it's fine to think that though
1:09.1	People are so quick to just like so sort of poo-poo the idea of a baby's doing anything.
1:14.5	It's like early on when the baby like smiles and everyone's like,
1:17.7	oh, it's violent.
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