The Jason Manford Show - 24th April

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy.
0:30.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford, on absolute radio joined by Mr Phil Jupiter's this morning.
0:35.6	Hello, uh, my own?
0:37.2	Yes, you're on, you're on.
0:38.4	And I can't hear myself.
0:39.4	Good morning.
0:40.4	No, you're definitely involved.
0:41.4	Well, that's, that's on there you can.
0:44.0	Oh, there you are.
0:45.0	Oh, right. Okay, there we go.
0:46.0	Thank you.
0:47.0	It's early.
0:48.0	Yeah, it's the inability to operate one fading volume slider is to be permitted.
0:56.5	I was told wrong information actually Philip.
0:58.8	Were you really? Yes.
0:59.8	Oh well I go. So don't have a go. I'm not having a go. I'm just saying it was understandable.
1:05.0	It's early. The level of incompetence. The voice is going. Is it ever? Oh man.
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