What’s a walrus doing in that bin?
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
A walrus ended Scarborough’s New year celebrations in a shockingly explicit way. Not a good omen for the year ahead.
To start 2023 off on a better note, the Battery Daddies kick off another year of reviewing cells by reading out our Christmas Day submissions! Pete also goes to war with all Scandinavian bands from the 90s.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you ever worry, people take the football a little bit too seriously? |
| 0:06.2 | Very rarely does it all go completely silent because no one knows what- |
| 0:11.0 | If so, don't worry because the football ramble is here and we'll be releasing new episodes |
| 0:16.0 | every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this season. Trust us, it's not like any other football podcast |
| 0:22.7 | out there. Did you hear that a man of Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate to get home |
| 0:26.2 | at the start of the semi-final against Croatia that he stole the bus? |
| 0:30.1 | But did he do the stops? He gets on the P.A. Good news for everybody listening to me. |
| 0:38.2 | On Mondays, we'll relive all the bigger stories and the best nonsense from the weekend. |
| 0:42.8 | On Wednesdays, we'll bring you our smoking hot takes on all the news you need to know about |
| 0:47.6 | and plenty you don't. Then on Friday, we're here with the preview show to look ahead |
| 0:54.2 | to all the Premier League action before declaring the weekend officially open. |
| 0:58.6 | And in addition to all that, we'll bring you ramble reaction episodes the morning after |
| 1:03.2 | blockbuster midweek games and for any breaking news. And if European football's your bag, |
| 1:08.7 | we've got that covered too. Indeed we do, Andy Brassel here, join us over on the brand new |
| 1:14.4 | on the Continent Feed twice a week as we get stuck into all the important football stories |
| 1:20.0 | from all over Europe. So join Marcus and me alongside Jim Pete Fishan Andy on Mondays, |
| 1:26.1 | Wednesdays and Fridays. It's all the entertainment you need this season because football doesn't always |
| 1:32.8 | need to be serious. |
| 1:50.2 | It's the local Pete Shop, it's Thursday 5th January, minding his Pete Donaldson, |
| 1:54.4 | and I'm joined by night as well, calling Mr Luke Moore. How you feeling? 2023, been it? |
| 2:00.7 | I'm doing good thanks, and that's not what I asked what I mean, but I appreciate the intro |
| 2:04.1 | anywhere. You don't know what I mean. You don't know what I'm talking about. |
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