The bum squad
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Happy new year! Luke and Pete kick off 2023 with a tight eight minutes on rug doctors, obviously…
And just as we think this year can’t get any better, we hear about a man who got a WWI bomb stuck up his bum and we ask AI to predict what the new year has in store for the lads.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you ever worry, people take the football a little bit too seriously? |
| 0:06.2 | Very rarely does it all go completely silent because no one knows what- |
| 0:11.0 | If so, don't worry because the football ramble is here and we'll be releasing new episodes |
| 0:16.0 | every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this season. Trust us, it's not like any other football podcast |
| 0:22.7 | out there. Did you hear that a man of Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate to get home |
| 0:26.2 | at the start of the semi-final against Croatia that installed a bus? |
| 0:30.1 | But did he do the stops? He gets on the P.A. Good news for everybody listening to me. |
| 0:38.2 | On Mondays we'll relive all the bigger stories and the best nonsense from the weekend. |
| 0:42.8 | On Wednesdays we'll bring you our smoking hot takes on all the news you need to know about |
| 0:47.6 | and plenty you don't. Then on Friday we're here with the preview show to look ahead to all the |
| 0:54.6 | Premier League action before declaring the weekend officially open and in addition to all that |
| 1:00.7 | we'll bring you ramble reaction episodes the morning after blockbuster midweek games |
| 1:05.0 | and for any breaking news and if European football is your bag we've got that covered too. |
| 1:10.3 | Indeed we do Andy Brassel here join us over on the brand new on the continent feed twice a week |
| 1:16.8 | as we get stuck into all the important football stories from all over Europe. |
| 1:21.6 | So join Marcus and me alongside Jim Pete Fishen Andy on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays. |
| 1:27.9 | It's all the entertainment you need this season because football doesn't always need to be serious. |
| 1:40.3 | Good it's Monday isn't it? You can tell when I'm not you can see my eyes darting around. |
| 1:46.4 | You look really firtive then it is Monday yes. Yeah, carry on with you. |
| 2:00.7 | Welcome to the look-a-peach shot. It is Monday the 2nd of January 2023. |
| 2:05.1 | Who had bets on me making it to the Laud's year of 2023? |
| 2:10.2 | Not you. I didn't. Certainly not. It's like that Paul Ruzmi. |
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