You know the sad thing about all this is I don't know if Joe Biden and Donald Trump were going to be able to save their friendship.

This whole electoral wack-a-mole is bound to put a lot of strain on it.

Who knows?

At the rate we're going, maybe we'll make them both co-presidents and let

them work things out, like if Walter Mathow and Jack Lemon set a comedy romp in the Oval Office,

we'll see. So if you forgot that Tuesday was the

2020 election and this is your first burst of news, I should tell you that

Oregon State Prop 109 legalizing hallucinogenic mushrooms passed, which we all might need by the end of this week.

Because last night we did not select our incoming president or

even our new vice president America has electoral constipation.

At the time of recording, Joe Biden has 238 electoral votes and Donald Trump has 213.

So it sounds like Biden is in the lead, but that lead is blurry. He's in the lead of counted

electoral votes. When I went to sleep last night, Trump was ahead in the

uncounted swing states. When I woke up, the numbers had flickered back to blue.

The number here, the magic number.

The number they're shooting for is 270.

270 electoral votes is what you need for an outright presidential victory,

meaning that the election is still a nail-bitter until we know what Wisconsin,

Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Georgia do.

It could go either way.

At this point, the election is very much up in the air.

Or is it? Roger Ailes, the infamous longtime ruler of Fox News, watched televisions in his office

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