It is Friday and I have been substantive this week and I will no longer be substantive.

I am rather going to turn my talents and attention to placing the weeks underserved headlines,

those little jewels and nuggets on the internet which have brought me mirth, if not knowledge, and I'm going to do so with two delightful friends of mine, Jack Helmouth and Brian Sack, the hosts of questionable material with Jack and Brian welcome

back fellows hi Andrew great to be here Andrew it's greater for me and I can see

you both the last the last couple of times Jack is is struggled get in, he heated it up using a tin can with string on it,

that was rooted through a red phone that was rooted through an AOL dial-up modem,

and now I can actually see your smiling face, Jack.

That's because he has his wife's working computer.

That's right.

The other computer, and it's just so frustrating.

Technology is so difficult for me as it is.

But this new, so I have a brand new computer and it's a hardware issue, not a software

issue and my computer broke and Brian just gives me grief about it every single time we're on,

to the point where I'm now sort of like, I feel like a victim where just everything that goes

wrong I'm just waiting to be made fun of and it's it's very difficult being.

As a white middle-aged male that's the only victim status you're going to be getting buddy.

Yep, this is why I take all that oxy.

And did Jack did you did you get robbed I got robbed which is why I asked but I heard something about that?

Yes so I coach a fall baseball it's basically the little league but in the fall it's called

fall baseball for it's 10 and under in my town in Dobbs Ferry, New York.

And my wife is in crippling back pain.

She had her second epidural today.

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