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People have heard. Your character has to be destroyed.

We're in the Chew'en's pirachi, you're gonna be ch'n't ch'niparachi, parents.

With y'all rose, Adam did Brune. Hey everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy the show. I'm Adam Todd Brown.

I'm America's most trusted Honda dealer, Laura Crawford.

And we're your hosts.

Yes.

We're recording from different parts of Los Angeles.

Laura looks like she's in a murder garage.

Oh, as always, most of my life.

How's it going, Laura?

Oh, you know, it's dope. It's dope. We're in quarantine. I've been bitching that the stores are closed. I've been bitching that I can't get laid.

I've been bitching that this is already weirdly what my life was like when I was unemployed and I didn't want to return to it.

So, yeah, that's all good.

We've been doing a lot of coronavirus stuff on the network lately, a lot of gloom and doom stuff.

Eating bats and things of that nature.

Yeah, for real.

But this week, we are traveling back in time.

Because the day this episode is released is the anniversary of the day in the 1912th year of our Lord when the Titanic hit a fucking iceberg in the middle of the osh.

All the more reason to leave the ocean alone.

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