What random act of kindness immediately came back to bite you in the butt?

A few minutes ago in the McDonald's drive-thru, I offered to pay for the meal of the car behind me.

The girl at the window looked puzzled and then handed me a receipt to sign. Because their order

was so large. What random act of kindness have you instantly regretted?

I just finished an eight and a half hour shift, pushing shopping carts at a higher-end grocery store.

Someone asked me to help them back their car out, and I figured, why not?

I helped this elderly lady back out of her spot very slowly to the point where it took about two minutes.

As she pulled away,

she told me, could have thought a Jew could be so useful. But justice prevailed. Using my superpower of

memorizing license plates, I memorized hers, and every time I saw her car, there would be a

crap ton of carts surrounding it. She hit them a couple of times as she was backing out and dinged her door on them after I strategically placed them just far enough from the car.

Suck it, witch.

When I was about nine years old, in the 90s, my best friend and I were very into collecting Marvel action figures.

We must have owned at least 60% of all the marketed

characters. Whenever we had a free time, we had ride our bikes to Kmart and look at what they had.

I didn't ever have an allowance, but any money I did get usually went to feed my collection.

One week, my distant cousin came out to visit us. My friend and I tried to be cool and show him a good time,

but something about him seems a little off. We ignore it and include him in our regular thing.

We happen to be in Kmart one day, and we see a super scroll. I'd never seen one before,

and I wanted it. My cousin wanted it too. They only had one in the store. We hid it behind some other action figures

so it wouldn't be bought and I went home to get my money. While I was at home and since my mum had my money

and would always ask what it was for, I told her it was to get a super scroll and my cousin mentioned that he

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