How did you SCAR someone FOR LIFE?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 16 October 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How did you scar someone for life? |
| 0:03.0 | My sister used to sleep with this giant stuffed dog that was probably four feet long. |
| 0:08.0 | She'd put it on the right side of the bed and cover the dog with a blanket so it looked like a body pillow. |
| 0:13.0 | Anyways, in fifth grade, I thought it would be funny to play a prank on my little sister. |
| 0:18.0 | I took out the dog and I climbed into her bed and covered myself with the blanket |
| 0:22.0 | where the stuffed dog usually was while she went to talk to my mum. My sister comes back and |
| 0:27.4 | climbs into bed to sleep while I'm laying in the bed with her without her knowing. It's dark in |
| 0:32.3 | the room. I lay there in silence for maybe about three minutes when I finally go, hey. She literally screamed |
| 0:39.4 | at the top of her lungs and ran out of her room so fast that she knocked over everything |
| 0:44.1 | along the way to my mum's room. It was probably one of the funniest moments of my life. However, |
| 0:49.1 | I did scar my sister so badly that to this day, and she's 20 now, before she climbs into bed, she |
| 0:55.0 | always removes the blanket to check if anything is underneath. Needless to say, she almost |
| 1:00.0 | had a panic attack watching the grudge. You guys know the scene I'm talking about. So, what are the |
| 1:05.5 | rest of you done that scarred someone for life? I just learned this month that one of my three sisters is afraid of vampires. |
| 1:13.6 | I had accidentally tripped the breakers in the house one night while my parents were out, |
| 1:17.7 | and I was watching them. I was 12 and my sisters all gathered in the back room, the only one |
| 1:23.1 | that still had power. I saw this as an opportunity and targeted the youngest who was six. I told her that |
| 1:29.4 | I'd cut off the power intentionally and that I was a vampire. I told her that I intended to eat |
| 1:35.3 | her and as I did this, I suddenly leaned in close and bared my teeth. All three of my sisters screamed, |
| 1:41.9 | and the elder two fled the room, each out of opposite doors. |
| 1:45.6 | The youngest, abandoned, instantly burst into tears and grabbed the nearest weapon, a serious |
| 1:50.7 | pair of scissors off a side table. As she lunged, screaming at my chest, I saw the fear |
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