What Places Would You Ban Children From?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100% |
| 0:04.7 | British beef patties, so they're even juicier. |
| 0:07.7 | And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your |
| 0:11.4 | buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with |
| 0:15.0 | prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability. |
| 0:18.0 | Mm. |
| 0:20.0 | The Fertia. You don't hate kids. |
| 0:23.9 | You just don't want them anywhere near you. |
| 0:25.0 | No, I definitely hate kids. |
| 0:26.0 | All right, so we're going to give childless people |
| 0:31.6 | an opportunity to vent, all right? What you're opportunity to vent. |
| 0:33.0 | All right? |
| 0:33.7 | What you're going to vent about is places you go |
| 0:36.8 | that you wish kids were not allowed. |
| 0:39.0 | All right? |
| 0:40.0 | If you could ban kids from these places, |
| 0:42.1 | what places would they be? 1 855 bertio 855 |
| 0:45.8 | 237 8746. Cassi the one who has two kids is kicking it off. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah so they're obviously in are obviously places like bars which makes |
| 0:54.8 | me think of that Reese Witherspoon movie you have a baby in a bar that kids you |
| 1:01.2 | know probably shouldn't be allowed but I'm talking places like movie |
| 1:03.9 | theaters and like PG-13 or R-rated movies where they're just disturbing your |
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