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Am I the Genius?

What OUT OF CONTROL Situation Did Nobody Call Emergency Services About?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What out-of-control situation did nobody call emergency services about?

0:06.0

My co-worker's story of how he found out he had a heart defect jumps out for me.

0:11.0

He used to ride his bike to work all the time at his old job.

0:14.0

One day, just on his road to work, he drops on the side of the road, fainting.

0:19.0

He was out for an hour or so before he came to. He was

0:21.7

pretty beat up, nothing major but cuts and bruises everywhere. When he came to, no one was around him.

0:27.9

People were just driving by and walking around. No one stopped to help. No one stopped to call an

0:32.9

ambulance. He went to the doctor and got surgery done for an artificial heart valve.

0:38.7

This one was only a few years back, driving along a suburban road one night, and a guy wearing only his undies ran up to our cop car and threw a very large sofa cushion at us.

0:48.3

As we slowed down to find out why he'd thrown said cushion, he'd tried to jump into the back of the car.

0:55.0

We got out and had a chat with the poor guy who told us that he'd used about an eight ball of poor quality

0:58.9

bugger sugar and wanted to get our attention to help him. Kicker was he'd been running around

1:03.6

the suburban streets all crazed for about 30 minutes and nobody thought it was odd enough to call

1:08.7

us. To be fair, it wasn't the nicest area.

1:12.8

I was responding to a disturbance call in a trailer park that turned out to be BS. As I was leaving,

1:18.4

I noticed a giant puddle of blood on the ground near a different trailer. Upon further inspection,

1:23.7

I realized that there was blood all over one of the doors, complete with smeared handprints

1:28.0

and blood dripping off the doorknob. It looked like a frickin' massacre. I started pounding on the door,

1:34.3

and then this junkie comes out and starts yelling at me for waking her up. I ask her if she's hurt,

1:39.0

and she said she wasn't. She then proceeds to go nuts about all the blood. She has no idea where it came from. I followed

1:45.7

the ungodly amount of red stuff to a trailer about a block down where there was a giant party

1:50.3

taking place. I ask the group of guys standing outside where the injured person is and they all go

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