What NOT to do for the Holidays

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

While the real ones are getting ready to chop down their own Christmas trees, we’re about to take an axe to your holiday favorites! Is it green bean casserole, Matching pajamas? Turkey for Dinner? Nothing is off limits today! Also what great technology trend has Gen Z tapped now? Your emails and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Happy holidays, everyone.
0:01.7	As we kick off our Christmas episodes, we wanted to provide you a courtesy Santa spoiler.
0:06.3	You may want to listen without the kids for this one.
0:08.4	Enjoy the show. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come back there. We are a funny podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast.
0:38.0	And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio about Public Square coffee in downtown La Mesa, California.
0:43.9	It's my lovely wife, my co-host, and my best friend, Melissa Nickerson, who has pounded her drink as she always does.
0:50.3	Melissa is a heavy drinker.
0:54.6	It's a beautiful, Clark.
0:57.4	Espresso was really good.
0:58.6	Yeah.
0:59.7	Public Square copy, very good.
1:00.7	And our producer, Andy Laura, who is a more moderate controlled drinker.
1:05.2	Pinky up.
1:08.2	He's really loud for me.
1:10.2	I don't know if that. I don't know if that. Andy is? Wait, yeah? I don't know if that.
1:11.6	I don't know if that. Andy is? Wait, what? You don't have headphones in? I know. I feel like I was hearing a feedback of you. Yeah, you can hear it too. That's, I can. Oh, yeah. Is this on? This little. Oh. Your headphones? Could be. Pick it up and get it.
1:27.0	Yeah.
1:27.2	It's like if you can turn down.
1:29.2	Man, Melissa, hello, hello, hello, hello. What about the other headphones? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Check one, two, check one, two, check one two, check one two. No, wait for it. Do you want me to turn this off? Hello? Hello? Wait for it.
2:04.5	Was I on the TV? Is it gone now? Hello? Check one too? Yeah, that's way better. Okay. It was a TV. Rarely, like, I have to mute the TV. I forget. It sends from my computer to the T. I want us to keep that portion in the episode. just so we see how tough it was for Melissa to have to deal with me twice.
2:12.9	The idea that I was slightly more amplified, that my voice could get any louder or more annoying to Melissa.
2:20.4	The idea that there were two of me or that my personality was dialed up a little more, she shut down the whole episode.
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