Elf on the Shelf

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Parenting, Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It’s that special time of year, where the dryer, closet, under the bed, or even an old fridge in your garage become the perfect mischievous hiding spot for…a child. That’s right, its terrifying raising a large family and who’s got time for Elf on a Shelf when you’re first priority is a head count?! During maybe the most stressful time of the year, parents continue to overachive and out perform their neighbors with the Christmas craze, and we’re here to say, it’s ok if you can’t! We break down pecan pie crust, Costco in your 40s, Mel’s Dollhouse skills, and much more on this week’s episode.

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0:00.0	They're looking for the elf?
0:01.1	No, I'm looking for the middle kid who is hiding in the dryer.
0:05.9	I'm not going to post that on Instagram.
0:09.3	Why don't we have an elf?
0:10.8	Yeah, like, well, dad got laid off, that's why.
0:15.0	Find the holiday magic and that.
0:18.0	Yeah, dad's got a lot of time off for Christmas.
0:21.0	More time to move to the other.
0:25.0	Long before our phones were listening, and AI knew us.
0:30.3	Cosco knew 40-year-olds.
0:31.5	Yeah.
0:32.4	Yeah. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody, welcome.
0:55.0	Don't make me come back there.
0:57.1	We are a funny podcast about family.
0:58.8	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:59.9	I'm standing with comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast.
1:03.0	And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio about Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California is my lovely wife, my co-host, and my best friend, Melissa Nickerson.
1:13.3	Hey there.
1:13.8	Who has wrapped herself for Christmas.
1:15.8	I sure have.
1:18.2	Our producer, Andy Laura.
1:20.1	Millions of beaches.
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