Hey there, it's Friday. You know what that means? You are probably planning your weekend, and I've got a great idea for you.

What next is having our first live show tomorrow, Saturday, June 8th, in New York City, and you are 100% invited.

I would seriously love to meet you there.

The way to get tickets is to go online, slate.com slash slate day 2019.

I'm going to be talking to comedian Wyatt Sannack, New York City public advocate,

Jumani Williams, NBC legal analyst Mimi Roka.

It's going to be so much fun. And I've said this before,

but I'll repeat it. If you want a discount code, like 30% off this thing, I'll give that to you

too. Just shoot me a DM at Mary's Desk on Twitter. One more thing, I'm getting ready for Slate Day

today. That means today's show is a repeat. It's one of our favorites aired back in February. So enjoy it.

My name is Morris Pearl. I'm the chairperson of the Patriotic Millionaires. Can I call you Morris? What should I call you?

You can call me Morris? If you saw Morris Pearl walking down the street, you probably wouldn't

think to yourself, that looks like a millionaire. You know, different people take different approaches.

You decide to be a journalist. I decided to go into structured finance. Do you like being known as a

millionaire? I don't mind.

The funny thing about being a millionaire is that everyone wants to be one, but once you are one,

you probably don't want to talk about it.

Even if you're Morris Pearl, who's in charge of a group of people who call themselves

the patriotic millionaires.

When we do have some kind of group meeting with our members, the complaints are always

about the name.

Wow, we could sign up more people if we just change the name of the group to, you know,

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