What Mistresses Do That Wives Won’t

We Met At Acme

Dear Media, Lindsey Metselaar

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 23 January 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In this full solo episode, I discuss a viral tiktok on mistresses vs. wives, forgiveness of past partners/hurts, how to not get omicron for your wedding, initiating the 3 month convo on 3/3/3, Ramona Singer's rules, maid of honor speech advice, the roommate phase of relationship, having covid, my colonic, and what my ideal big 3 is for my kids.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Hey guys, welcome back to e-materachme. I'm a fucking idiot. I just recorded a full
0:13.7	episode with someone that I was interviewing and never pressed record. So Mercury is absolutely
0:24.0	absolutely in retrograde or sorry, Mercury is retrograde is actually what people are supposed to
0:31.1	say according to astrologers that I follow on Instagram. So I'm going to try to say Mercury
0:36.3	is retrograde. So now you know that's how you say it. Apparently I was going to release an
0:43.7	episode today, but I'm trying to do one solo a month. So here goes, this is the solo and I had asked
0:53.6	you guys for some topics and you gave me some really good ones. So I'm really excited to get
0:59.1	into it. First, I'm just going to give you a little life update. I have COVID, which is such a bummer.
1:06.7	I mean, all of this is obviously related to Mercury retrograde, but whatever. I have COVID,
1:11.6	I feel like I might have had like symptoms possibly like a week before I actually tested positive.
1:18.8	But then they like went away and now I have COVID with no symptoms. So it's very bizarre,
1:26.0	except sometimes my nose will run or like I'll get I'll cough up flamm. Not that anyone of you
1:33.6	cares about my COVID symptoms. I don't know why I'm sharing them, but yeah, very weird. I think
1:40.8	so in March 2020, I could have sworn I had COVID, but this was when it was so hard to get a test.
1:48.8	Like you had to know someone or be like an influencer with over one million followers. So like
1:54.5	definitely never got tested for it, but I'm convinced that I had COVID in March 2020. I had the
2:01.7	most sore throat I've ever had in my life. Like it was like knives were in my throat for a week.
2:08.0	And I had one night where I had like crazy chills. And mind you, this is all before like any vaccines
2:14.4	existed. And I lost my sense of taste and smell, but only for like 24 hours and I ate through it,
2:21.7	obviously, because like I love food. And now having COVID and like actually knowing
2:30.8	that I'm positive because we have access to tests. It's so weird and so different. I mean,
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