5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You ever think tellers get real judgy? |
| 0:01.6 | They're like looking at the account |
| 0:03.0 | and they're like looking at your outfit. |
| 0:04.5 | They're like, you should not have bought that. |
| 0:06.8 | There's nothing you can talk about in a bank |
| 0:09.3 | that's like appropriate. |
| 0:10.8 | You get a 20 year window where you fully understand technology. |
| 0:16.2 | This baby was born with angel wings. |
| 0:19.0 | That's probably AI. |
| 0:26.1 | If this is what an adult is, I'm Peter Pan. |
| 0:49.9 | This sucks. Hey, everybody, welcome to don't make me come back there. |
| 0:51.5 | We are a funny podcast about family. |
| 1:10.9 | My name is Dustin Nickerson, and I'm a stand-up comedian, and the host of the aforementioned podcast. And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio about Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California is my lovely wife, my co-host, my best friend, Melissa Nickerson. And we've got to get moving everybody, because as Melissa just told me and Andy, we have a bank appointment at 11. Yeah, we do. |
| 1:11.4 | And she forgot to eat. |
| 1:12.5 | I forgot to eat. |
| 1:13.4 | And that is now our... |
| 1:16.2 | Explosion is coming. |
| 1:20.1 | A pending doom. |
| 1:22.1 | Mel forgot to eat it. |
| 1:23.0 | That is now our problem. |
| 1:25.6 | Well, Dustin, when I was waiting for my drink, I almost got something to eat, but my |
| 1:32.1 | Apple Pay is messed up because my daughter tried to buy some fraudulent homecoming dresses. |
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