5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We don't fully work as Napoleon and Kip because you're too feminine, so you look like Annie. |
| 0:07.6 | Yes. Well, I smile too much. You can't, Napoleon never smiles. Yeah. Ends up. |
| 0:13.1 | And I'm old and have a receding hairline. And so I look like Gary Ridgeway, as always. |
| 0:23.3 | So we have... |
| 0:24.4 | There's no escaping. |
| 0:25.3 | We're meant to be Napoleon and Kip, |
| 0:28.1 | but we are 15, 20 years too late on that costume. |
| 0:31.5 | So instead, you look like a child. |
| 0:33.8 | I'm about to murder. |
| 0:37.1 | Music child I'm about to murder. Hey, everybody. Welcome to don't Make Me Come Back There. |
| 0:57.2 | We are a funny podcast about family. |
| 0:59.1 | My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 1:00.2 | I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast alongside me in our |
| 1:04.9 | state-of-the-art recording studio about Public Square coffee in downtown La Mesa, California. |
| 1:09.6 | It's my lovely wife, my co-host, the most beautiful gal in the world. |
| 1:16.2 | Hello. |
| 1:16.7 | Melissa Nickerson, aka Napoleon Dynamite, aka Annie. |
| 1:22.1 | That's what she's feeling right now. |
| 1:23.7 | And older Annie, and aged Annie. |
| 1:26.0 | She goes by Annabelle now. Annie grew up. Yes. Yeah. And older Annie and aged Annie. She goes by Annabelle now. |
| 1:28.2 | Annie grew up. |
| 1:29.4 | Yes. |
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