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🗓️ 7 January 2025
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0:00.0 | What made a Disneyland mascot break character? |
0:04.0 | I worked the parade route from time to time, making sure kids didn't dart out in front of floats and such. |
0:10.0 | People like me would often be playful with cast members along the parade route, winking and making silly faces. |
0:16.0 | There was one day where Ballou came up to me mid-dance and proceeded to bow to me. |
0:21.1 | Ballou also happened to be wearing some sort of crown or hat thing with a star on top. |
0:26.1 | Baloo probably wasn't aware of how tall that actually made them. |
0:30.1 | Ballou managed to smack me right in the mouth with that star, cutting it open and giving me a fat lip. |
0:36.1 | Fairly certain I heard Baloo audibly gasp when they stood upright again. |
0:40.5 | Poor to mouth! He immediately stopped dancing, just stared at me as I bled. |
0:45.7 | They tried to grab my hands and pull me to them, but their handler came and ushered them along. |
0:50.8 | Whoops! |
0:52.0 | I auditioned to be a face character, and Disneyland made it to the stage where they |
0:55.9 | run through scenarios of unruly guests, rude comments, etc. And you have to respond and come up with |
1:01.9 | responses in character. My dance teacher was also a face more than 20 years ago and she had all kinds |
1:07.5 | of stories of people trying to reach up her skirt. She was Pocahontas, mainly. |
1:12.2 | In the end, I'm glad I didn't make it through. At the time, it was barely above minimum wage, |
1:16.6 | which was like $6.75 an hour, or something like that. I chaperoned a gentleman with special |
1:22.6 | needs to Disneyland as part of a group tour. When our group of special needs individuals met |
1:27.3 | the characters, |
1:28.2 | they were all absolutely incredible with our people. Minnie flirted with my friend I took, |
1:32.8 | Merida flirted with me, but the best of all was Cruella Deville. Normally, she insults who she |
1:37.9 | takes pictures with. With us, she managed to stay in character, but not say anything actually mean. |
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