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Am I the Genius?

What Made a DISNEYLAND Mascot BREAK CHARACTER?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What made a Disneyland mascot break character?

0:04.0

I worked the parade route from time to time, making sure kids didn't dart out in front of floats and such.

0:10.0

People like me would often be playful with cast members along the parade route, winking and making silly faces.

0:16.0

There was one day where Ballou came up to me mid-dance and proceeded to bow to me.

0:21.1

Ballou also happened to be wearing some sort of crown or hat thing with a star on top.

0:26.1

Baloo probably wasn't aware of how tall that actually made them.

0:30.1

Ballou managed to smack me right in the mouth with that star, cutting it open and giving me a fat lip.

0:36.1

Fairly certain I heard Baloo audibly gasp when they stood upright again.

0:40.5

Poor to mouth! He immediately stopped dancing, just stared at me as I bled.

0:45.7

They tried to grab my hands and pull me to them, but their handler came and ushered them along.

0:50.8

Whoops!

0:52.0

I auditioned to be a face character, and Disneyland made it to the stage where they

0:55.9

run through scenarios of unruly guests, rude comments, etc. And you have to respond and come up with

1:01.9

responses in character. My dance teacher was also a face more than 20 years ago and she had all kinds

1:07.5

of stories of people trying to reach up her skirt. She was Pocahontas, mainly.

1:12.2

In the end, I'm glad I didn't make it through. At the time, it was barely above minimum wage,

1:16.6

which was like $6.75 an hour, or something like that. I chaperoned a gentleman with special

1:22.6

needs to Disneyland as part of a group tour. When our group of special needs individuals met

1:27.3

the characters,

1:28.2

they were all absolutely incredible with our people. Minnie flirted with my friend I took,

1:32.8

Merida flirted with me, but the best of all was Cruella Deville. Normally, she insults who she

1:37.9

takes pictures with. With us, she managed to stay in character, but not say anything actually mean.

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