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🗓️ 6 April 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's the wildest, so where are they now, revelation about someone from your past? |
0:05.7 | I googled my first grade crush and discovered a long list of arrests and his untimely death |
0:12.0 | a few months ago. This was written in 2012. The first girl I ever had a big crush on in |
0:18.8 | sixth or seventh grade believes that December 21st really is the end of the world. |
0:23.6 | Last I checked, she had moved to Brazil, bought a house, a used Porsche, and racked up 30 to 40 grand in credit card debt. |
0:30.9 | She hasn't worked a day in just over a year. |
0:34.2 | December 22nd is going to be a rough day for a lot of people. Went to middle school |
0:39.6 | with this really cute girl, but she had some emotional problems. She'd cry a lot and always |
0:44.9 | get into trouble. Twenty years later, I get a hold of her after my divorce because I don't know why. |
0:49.5 | She's beaten cancer and is very well adjusted. We're dating now, couldn't be happier. My dad looked |
0:56.3 | up someone he used to be good friends with when he was younger. Turns out he's the creator of a game |
1:00.8 | called Club Penguin and he sold that game to Disney and got around $100 million. My dad's neighbor |
1:08.4 | and childhood friend went ape on his entire family with a hatchet. |
1:13.6 | A friend who everyone thought was an idiot is now a millionaire. I'm really happy for him. I never thought he was an idiot. |
1:19.6 | You could still be an idiot and be a millionaire, by the way. |
1:23.6 | Some guy I went to school with did a surfing trip around the world. Sold his stuff and settled down on some island halfway around the world, I can't remember the name of where. |
1:32.6 | He became intimate with one of the natives, lived on a beach and sold dream catchers to tourists. Go figure. |
1:39.3 | A year or two back I googled my best friend from second and third grade, someone I hadn't seen in about 30 years, and my last memory of whom was us playing with our Han Solo and Boba Fett action |
1:49.0 | figures. He's an executive at Pixar. It was about then that my midlife crisis went into |
1:54.4 | full swing. And you know what? Fair enough. When you have that to compare yourself to a little |
1:59.5 | bit of ruminating and future |
2:00.9 | panicking is fair enough. Luckily for me, my friends are all just as big a group of losers as I am. |
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