What’s the CRINGIEST Thing You’ve Seen a Bride and Groom do for their Wedding?

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🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0	What's the cringiest thing you've seen a bride and groom do for their wedding?
0:05.2	At a classmate's wedding, they were young, maybe like 22 or 23, there's apparently a caking
0:10.2	tradition in some parts of the country where they cut the wedding cake and the couple feed each other
0:14.8	a bit and smear each other's faces with cake as a joke. The bride had made it a thousand percent
0:19.7	clear to the groom she did not want to be
0:22.1	caked. And he did it anyways. Not just a little smear, but full on smushed the slice in her face.
0:28.5	She was stunned initially, and then got up, face full of cake and yelled,
0:33.3	You buttoll! I told you not to do that!" Then ran to the back area in reception.
0:38.2	The groom tried to follow, but the bridesmaids and mother of the bride stopped him dead.
0:42.8	So he sat at the head table awkwardly while half the wedding party rushed off with the bride.
0:47.6	She stayed back there for like an hour.
0:49.4	They eventually did let him back there to check on her, and we could hear her crying and
0:53.4	them arguing.
0:54.3	The rest of the reception came to a screeching halt until one of the bride's aunts emerged
0:58.5	and directed the servers to clear the tables and put on some music.
1:02.5	They got divorced two years later.
1:05.4	The bride showed up almost two hours late to her own wedding.
1:08.8	Southern California in an open field, no water and no shade.
1:12.3	She shows up and wants to get married in her yoga outfit,
1:15.1	and the groom shuts this down, and when she refuses to change her clothes,
1:18.5	the groom decides to leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
1:22.1	I've now spoken with my uncle, and it turns out he had speculation that his fiancé was sleeping with her personal trainer.
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