What's the weirdest thing a parent found out about their child?

The first real noises that my baby daughter learnt to make, other than crying, of course, were growls.

We found out in the middle of the night, through the baby monitor.

The creepiest thing I ever discovered while babysitting was that this seven-year-old had a dead fly pile.

He made a game out of catching flies with his

bare hands, but unlike normal people who had just walked away from the scene of the crime,

he decided to keep them as trophies or something. So, in the bottom of his closet,

he had a little pile of dead flies no one else knew about. I didn't say anything.

My two nieces were playing with some post-it notes at my mother's house. The younger one was

writing little messages on them and sticking them on things. I love you. Hello! Stuff like that.

I walked past one of them just to hear the older one quietly telling the younger one to

write one to Grandma saying you're going to kill her. I was babysitting two kids for my sister,

who was the usual babysitter. The little girl

was eating and turned to me and says, We could fit Diva in the freezer. Diva was a Pomeranian. I replied,

But that wouldn't be very nice. Finish your dinner and then you can have dessert. She started eating

again and stopped mid-bite. We can fit Rocky in the microwave.

Rocky is an even smaller Pomeranian.

I say, let's not do that.

It freaked me out a little bit.

Why did she want to put her dogs in the kitchen appliances?

About two weeks ago, my wife was playing outside with our kids.

A two-year-old boy and a one-year-old girl.

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