What was the most messed up way you got back at someone that wronged you?

Throwaways encouraged.

Obviously, I'm going to use one.

Back in high school, I dated a girl for six months before she decided it wasn't working out anymore,

and she cheated on me with about six guys and stole my iPhone and wallet to buy illicit substances.

I wanted to report her to the police, like my parents

encouraged me to, and to prevent me from doing such, her brother jumped me while I was walking

home with his friends, and busted open my lip pretty badly, and threatened to kill me if I reported

him or his sister. This is South Florida, so I believed he would do it. My dad got a new job,

and we moved to a new city, but I was still angry about this whole situation. So I did the next best thing. I created two fake Facebook accounts of a random hot girl and guy, spent some time making it look legit with friends and such, and added her brother on Facebook with the girl and my ex with the guy. It wasn't too long before he started flirting me up and tried his best to get in this girl's undies. On the other hand, having already caught it my now ex, I knew exactly what to say to charm her to the point that she was in love with me. This was where it all started to get fun. I started a naughty texting relationship

between the brother and sister, with me as the intermediate thanks to Google Voice. Both of them

had fairly typical South Florida bodies, so nothing really gave anything away, and I did a fair

amount of photoshopping to remove identifiers in the room that may give away anything. This went on for

about a month and a half, totaling about 200 or so naked photos between the two of them, when I decided

to reveal the curtain and send a group of unedited pictures that included key identifiers, faces, and

rooms. Oh, Lord, how stuff went down. I only wish I had some way to see how they reacted. Friends who

still lived there told me her brother moved in with his dad that week, and that they no longer

spoke. All in all, about four months till I got my revenge, but it was amazing. You gosh darn

sons of B-words. Someone told my ex about it, and now she finally knows for sure that it was me.

Sucks for her now that I live 2,000 miles away for college, but Peas and Christ read it. Don't go

shooting your mouth off. Okay, well, in the spirit of the post heading, this was truly

effed up. Listeners, don't be like either of these people.

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