What's the most bizarre thing you've ever witnessed on a security cam?

I worked in a well-known discount retailer a few years ago, and I was friendly with the store detectives.

One day, they called me into their camera room to show me some footage they got over the weekend.

Several overhead views of a middle-aged man lingering behind various younger women,

looking all around, waiting for his window,

and then bending down quickly to sniff their rear ends. He was slick. None of them seemed to notice

this guy crouched right behind them with his face just a couple of inches from their butts.

They got him on camera doing this like four or five times before they tracked him down and

told him to leave the store. Oh boy, I've been on the

opposite end of this. I worked IT at a fairly big company. I used a scooter to move around the

tile floor building while fixing things from room to room. Well, one day, most of the employees

were in a big meeting room meeting about something. I just so happened to need to go into that room

to restart a switch. Now, I was really good at drifting around corners on said scooter, and had made

a habit of doing this around the corners. Yeah, yeah, I know, I had this coming. Well, unbeknownst to me,

not only were they having a meeting in said room, there was also water spilled right in front of

the room. So, right as I drifted around the corner, I hit the water and of course lost control

and absolutely slammed into a metal industrial fan they had at the entrance. It was freaking loud,

and of course I caused the whole meeting to stop mid whatever they were talking about.

The head presenter saw the whole thing and was doubled over, just laughing his guts out.

Most everyone else was just confused.

Q. Two weeks later, I got asked to come help set up something which broke during our meeting,

quote, and I showed up to the same room with the same people.

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