What's the dumbest thing a customer has ever asked you at your job?

They asked why I sent them an invoice.

I work for an accounting firm.

We did a project for them, wrapped it up and billed it.

A few months later they came back with another project, so we did the work and gave them the bill.

They somehow thought that the new project was covered under the previous invoice.

I get too many dumb questions to remember them all. Here's a dumb encounter that happened just

yesterday. When sending confidential documentation, we would encrypt it and put a password on it.

It's common practice to send the document and the password in two separate emails. I got a message from this guy saying he couldn't open the document I sent him.

I asked, did you use the password?

Yeah, it said there was an error.

What password did you use?

I just hit okay and it said that I had the wrong password.

So, did you type anything in?

Well, no.

Could you use the password that we provided you?

I didn't think it would work, so I deleted the email.

Oh my God.

A group of four ladies sat on a table that is reserved for a group of regulars every day.

Before I opened my mouth to let them know, one of them said,

We see a reserved sign, but we're unsure exactly how

reserved it is. Working in the back of an ambulance on a patient with a serious need of nitroglycerin

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