What is the dumbest advice you've heard from an idiot?

Well, relationship falling to pieces, have a baby.

To be on the safe side, it should be phrased as,

If you have trouble in your relationship, have a baby.

You'll soon forget all about your current trouble.

One of my stepdaughters said,

I never carry any ID.

That way, when the police pull you over, they can't tell if you have warrants or not.

Yeah, that'll work.

I had a health science teacher, in college, mind you, tell the entire class they should all just stop taking their prescription meds because that's what's killing you.

That laying with a virgin cures human immunodeficiency virus.

Oh, your pen stopped working? Take the ink tube out and suck on the open end of it. That'll make it

work again. You can guess what happened. That you can blast bleach up your hoo-ha to clean up

the little swimmers, stopping them from making you progananant after doing the deed.

My dad worked as a car salesman for one year back in the late 90s.

I graduated college in 99 and got my first real job that fall.

I'd been driving my grandfather's 82 Chevy Celebrity, which reeked of cigar smoke,

and started commuting from rural Maryland to Beltway, Virginia, which was about an hour.

I got in an accident involving a deer carcass, bent the frame.

My father recommended getting a new car.

I'd only one or two paychecks under my belt, and instead of advising me to look for something used

or just doing what I could to keep the celebrity going, he said I should go to his old dealership,

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