What's the craziest text that was actually a wrong number?

Uncle Dave found the pudding.

I just responded,

Cool, I'm still not sure if it was a secret code used by a crime syndicate to confirm an assassination.

Phone vibrating, pull out phone, my butt cheek is tapping out Morse code on the toilet seat from a random number.

When I changed phone numbers back in 19, I got the old number of some guy in his 20s in the

same city who, um, obviously lives his best live or something. For years after that, I got calls and

texts from his friends and family looking for him. Hey, we're going out tonight. You coming?

We're meeting at a nightclub. Oh, thanks, bro. But this isn't Ethan. Oh, who are you? A single mom in her late

30s? Well, you can come too. Thanks, that's nice of you, but I haven't been clubbing since like 2006.

We'll pick you up if you break something. Come get crunk.

It was hilarious.

I got a video of my buddy cranking it in the bathroom.

Didn't hear from him for hours afterwards when I responded,

What the frick?

Apparently his ex-girlfriend suspected him of cheating.

Apparently they regularly exchanged undressed photos.

Snuck his phone while he slept and

Mass sent the video to everyone in his contacts, including his mother. I guess not entirely

an accident, but I think it still counts. A woman texted me apologising for how bad the hookup

was the night before. This was through several very long and very detailed texts. I got all

the details that I never wanted. Here's all the bullet points that I remember. He drove four hours

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