What is the CRAZIEST Text You Got that was Actually a WRONG NUMBER?

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🗓️ 27 July 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	What's the craziest text that was actually a wrong number?
0:05.1	Uncle Dave found the pudding.
0:07.3	I just responded,
0:08.5	Cool, I'm still not sure if it was a secret code used by a crime syndicate to confirm an assassination.
0:14.8	Phone vibrating, pull out phone, my butt cheek is tapping out Morse code on the toilet seat from a random number.
0:22.9	When I changed phone numbers back in 19, I got the old number of some guy in his 20s in the
0:28.0	same city who, um, obviously lives his best live or something. For years after that, I got calls and
0:33.8	texts from his friends and family looking for him. Hey, we're going out tonight. You coming?
0:38.5	We're meeting at a nightclub. Oh, thanks, bro. But this isn't Ethan. Oh, who are you? A single mom in her late
0:45.3	30s? Well, you can come too. Thanks, that's nice of you, but I haven't been clubbing since like 2006.
0:52.3	We'll pick you up if you break something. Come get crunk.
0:55.0	It was hilarious.
0:56.9	I got a video of my buddy cranking it in the bathroom.
1:00.0	Didn't hear from him for hours afterwards when I responded,
1:02.8	What the frick?
1:04.2	Apparently his ex-girlfriend suspected him of cheating.
1:07.1	Apparently they regularly exchanged undressed photos.
1:10.2	Snuck his phone while he slept and
1:11.7	Mass sent the video to everyone in his contacts, including his mother. I guess not entirely
1:17.5	an accident, but I think it still counts. A woman texted me apologising for how bad the hookup
1:23.6	was the night before. This was through several very long and very detailed texts. I got all
1:29.4	the details that I never wanted. Here's all the bullet points that I remember. He drove four hours
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