How did you play the Uno Reverse card on someone who attacked your character?

As a lifeguard, we had a rule that very young kids needed an adult in the water with an arm's reach in the main pool.

I saw this mum and her five-year-old walk in. The mom is wearing jeans and on her phone, clearly not planning on swimming.

I anticipate the issue and go to talk to her before the kid gets in. I explain our

policy that the pool is four feet deep minimum and that the policy is for the safety of the child,

that having a parent close by who can respond in case of drowning immediately is by far faster than

relying on the lifeguard to get down, jump in and swim all the way out for a rescue. She says it's a

stupid policy,

that her kid is a fantastic natural swimmer, and that they take him to the lake and he swims just

fine. That I'm accusing her of being a bad parent, that I just don't want to do my job,

all of the classic offended parent BS. Literally, while she's telling me this, the kid runs

and jumps into the pool, dog paddles about

10 feet out, away from the edge, then goes into active drowning mode, requiring a rescue from

the other lifeguard, who thankfully was basically already there to catch the kid. She signed

the refusal of care and left quicker than anyone I've ever seen. Felt bad for the kid. She seemed

almost mad at him for making her look like an idiot.

I started working on the production line of an auto parts manufacturer.

I was hot pressing rivets into the base of an emergency break base.

According to production logs, a day's run was 300 pieces.

Acceptable errors were three.

I worked there for two weeks before the line supervisor

advised my managing consultant that I was not meeting production requirements. According to my

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