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Happy Wednesday, everyone. So yesterday, President Trump reminded Americans that he signed an executive order to bring back mental institutions and insane asylums.

In a related story, guess which show has a brand new studio?

Look at him.

It was during that same presser that President Trump said the only thing Somalis are good at is piracy.

True. Just ask Ilhan Omar's brother. He definitely got that booty.

Wow. Wow. It's like they were going to stop, but then they decided to keep going.

Yeah, it's like being on an empty gas tank.

Okay. Earlier today, President Trump arrived in Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum.

His first act of business announcing that the Swiss Miss Girl is a seven at best.

Yeah.

Native American group is suing New York for banning native names or imagery from schools.

It's all an attempt for them to reclaim their school mascot.

Yeah.

Her name, coyote ugly.

James Comer says he rejected an offer to interview Bill Clinton about Jeffrey Epstein because Bill demanded that there would be no witnesses saying it would only be Comer,

Hillary, and a rope. Women are going to something called rage rooms,

where they pay to smash old TVs,

furniture, and dishes.

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