As far as the question worse than happened in the bathroom, we might be able to all relate to this one.

Says taking a huge dump in a porta-john and the blue water, splash you back up and touching Sphincter.

Yeah. That's a real...

Any splash back is brutal.

Well, you know, that means it's a little bit cleaner than the ones where you're making that

Crackitoa Mountain in the middle.

Right, if you can't even splash it, that is a full...

Those are the ones that are going to go, oh God.

That is a God.

Oh God.

I almost rather have the splash than help form that volcano of crap.

And someone there says,

the dude peat on my foot while using the you're a little next to me.

Yeah, and because there's all that splash back, man.

And look, I've done it here, I've done it at sporting events because you're just

wearing shorts you're not thinking about it you've been drinking beer you wait to go to

the bathroom basically you're power washing this thing and you can feel the

mist of your own pee touching your knees There's somebody in here who weekly misses the urinal.

There's a puddle of urine underneath the tallest urinal

in a men's bathroom here on our floor.

I don't know how they do it.

Like, you realize the size of a urinal and the size of your P stream, you should not miss.

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