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🗓️ 8 January 2018
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard. It is January 8th. I am by myself once again and |
0:07.3 | not happy. I'll be honest with you. I'm like full in on this diet now that I've |
0:13.4 | been on and now meeting oatmeal, which today was the first time I've had oatmeal in my life. |
0:17.4 | That's not actually that's not true. I probably was force fed that shit when I was |
0:20.9 | younger by my mom like here takes a oatmeal and I probably threw it on the ground or something, |
0:24.4 | but I've never had it in my adult life until today and it's disgusting. I couldn't even |
0:32.1 | tell you it tastes like a desk. It doesn't taste like anything because I'm raw dogging |
0:36.6 | it out here. I'm not putting salt or sugar or cinnamon or any of that. Although I might |
0:43.0 | start putting cinnamon in it because I just can't do it. It literally tastes either there's |
0:48.2 | a desk in front of me. If I'm pretty sure if I took a bite out of this shit, it would |
0:52.1 | taste the same as the oatmeal that I had. It's terrible. So many people were offended because |
1:00.8 | I make the mistake of posting on my Instagram story like a picture of the bull and I was |
1:06.0 | like oatmeal fucking sucks. And then I get all these people hitting me up like your water |
1:10.7 | to oats ratios a little off their butt like shut up or something. You know you got to |
1:16.3 | add flax seed and fucking all kinds of blueberries and did I ask you anything? You could add anything |
1:26.6 | to this. It's still going to suck the oatmeal that part sucks. That's what I'm trying to |
1:31.9 | that's what I'm trying to say. Okay. My the only reason why I'm doing it too is because |
1:37.5 | my cousin who's like shredded. He's like, yeah, I have a bowl of oatmeal a day. It makes |
1:41.9 | a huge difference. You feel so much better. So I'm like, you know what? I'm going to do |
1:44.1 | it. And I did some research on it and there was some scientists that was like, if everyone |
1:49.0 | ate a small bowl of oatmeal every morning, then like the whole public the public's health |
1:55.8 | would be so much better. So I'm like, you know what? I'm just suck it up and eat oatmeal. |
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