What Inanimate Object Do You Feel Bad For?
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🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Burt Show. |
| 0:01.6 | It's virtually impossible to get, you know, 99%, 100% of people to agree on anything. |
| 0:09.6 | I found the one subject though on Instagram. |
| 0:12.2 | I found it, I found found it I found it. Nobody likes |
| 0:16.3 | cyber trucks. Absolutely nobody likes cyber trucks. I mentioned it the other day and then |
| 0:24.2 | Cassie sent me a picture of a cyber truck because her husband was almost |
| 0:29.6 | converted into a douche bag. Yeah, yeah he did put down the down payment on it years ago when it was first |
| 0:35.5 | announced but the only reason we're not getting one is because the price is up by 20K or else we would own a |
| 0:40.4 | cyber truck. How much of those things costing? I think they were 50 at the |
| 0:44.2 | base and now they're like 70 so 50 for a big truck for us and you can fit kids |
| 0:48.6 | car seats and stuff in the back. We were like all right we could actually use a |
| 0:51.7 | truck at the house. |
| 0:53.0 | It seems fairly reasonable, but once it hits 70, he and I are both like, no. |
| 0:57.0 | So she sends me this picture and I just write, trying not to judge. |
| 1:01.4 | And 100% of people that damn me are like it's |
| 1:04.0 | the ugliest car I've ever seen in my life yeah it really is we have found common |
| 1:07.2 | ground between all the political parties. All right so I came across a video on Instagram, and I like felt it in my soul and wanted to ask you guys, and I know you will understand this as well, what inanimate object did you feel bad for? |
| 1:25.5 | Because you have stated that when you're packing to go somewhere you look at your |
| 1:29.3 | t-shirts and your t-shirts tell you please pick me. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah they're like hey you know what we were just in the Dominican Republic you got to take us |
| 1:38.2 | to Hawaii you got we've had such great times together I have two shirts right now that are falling apart. You know how |
| 1:44.1 | like the little neck part here starts to stretch out before anything else? |
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