What If Your House Was the Cops?

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It’s a truly classic TF lineup this week with Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) discussing Dominic Cummings supposed genius, but mostly recoiling in horror at an app that’s going to record everything that goes on inside your house, scan your face for fear, and grass you out to the cops. It’s not good! If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	Okay, so first of all, we have to admit that any effort to stop No Deal Brexit is already fucked
0:05.1	because we're dealing with the strategic mastermind in the form of ragamuffin genius dominant Cummings.
0:11.5	It's like if a guy who was...
0:15.0	Say into your mind.
0:15.8	Oh, sorry, if we were like, no, you can't speak.
0:17.9	It's like, kind of racist, but okay.
0:19.8	We know what happens when the mischievous Saracen
0:21.3	speaks.
0:23.6	Um,
0:23.9	no,
0:24.1	I was going to say this,
0:24.8	like if,
0:25.3	if,
0:25.6	like a dungeon,
0:26.2	if the guy who's like,
0:27.3	the dungeon master
0:28.1	and Dungeons and Dragons
0:29.0	like gets,
0:29.8	gets a policy role.
0:32.6	Dom,
0:33.1	no,
0:33.4	Dominic Cummings
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