What if We put the Rizzler in a Time Machine?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast with two guys who can talk about dumb movies and the Rizzler and also talk about the current USAID idea and how beauty should be funded these days.
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| 0:00.0 | So Bonnie Blue told Philip DeFranco. |
| 0:04.8 | Sorry. |
| 0:07.2 | And now. |
| 0:09.3 | And then the Rizzler was there. |
| 0:11.7 | And he, can you imagine? |
| 0:13.4 | The Costco guys used the Rizler as a battering ram. |
| 0:15.4 | The Costco guys used the Rizzer as the batteringram. |
| 0:17.6 | And the, and the Muslim horde turned around away from Rome and did not |
| 0:22.0 | sack Rome as they were going to because the Rizzler was on the gates doing this and then the |
| 0:29.6 | Pope did the Pope saw the the Mongols leave and he goes that's five big booms and then he did and |
| 0:35.6 | then the whole city of rome went boom boom |
| 0:38.2 | can you imagine we should take the risler and just put him in a in a time machine and hit random |
| 0:46.9 | and see where he pops up i put the risler in a time machine and hit shuffle And you just start seeing tapestries change and like reweave |
| 0:58.0 | and you just see this short little kid in all of the... |
| 1:02.4 | He becomes Napoleon on the back of the horse of that painting. |
| 1:05.5 | Yeah. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast coming at you live from the recently annexed Gaza Strip. |
| 1:21.8 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:23.7 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:24.5 | I like that one better. |
| 1:25.6 | That one was actually, that one was pretty good |
| 1:27.5 | the first one we did because my computer was slow was about USAID US aides as I like to call |
| 1:34.6 | US aides and we had this whole bit it was I don't understand why it's called USAID because it's |
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